Gopher Units of Measurement Conversion

Conversions:
1 Gabe = 12 Dgos

1 Dgo = 2 Jackotons

1 Jackotons = 3 Darren Welshes

1 Darren Welsh = 4 Acemasta

1 Acemasta = 3/5 Harangatangs

1 Harangatang = 12 Jons

1 Jon = 2 Albertrons

1 Albertron = 64 Danny Briseno

1 Danny Briseno = 256 Nick Zulcas

1 Gabe = 67,947,724.8 Nicks